رسائل موبايل فكاهية بالانجليزي

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack

God saw me hungry, He created pizza
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, He created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
don't feel so angry you will find
me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you

مع اني ما افهم الانجليزي

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